Orteil launched cookie Clicker in 2013, and it has subsequently appeared on Steam and mobile platforms. The gameplay is straightforward for an inactive gamer: Players click on a huge cookie to get one cookie every click until they have accumulated enough cookies to buy in-game upgrades.
If you complete specific targets in Cookie Clicker, you’ll receive achievement badges. All of them, with the exception of shadow achievements, increase the amount of milk that unlocks Kitten upgrades that raise the cookies per second (CPS).
There are 4 dungeon achievements in addition to 569 normal achievements, and 16 shadow achievements, and they can only be obtained in the Dungeons Beta. Your milk percentage rises by 4% with every normal achievement, up to a maximum of 1,512% milk. Milk is unaffected by shadow achievement.
The statistics displayed in the tables below indicate the normal achievements, which are automatically counted. Prior to being earned, shadow achievements are not counted but are instead displayed as +1.
All Cookie Clicker Normal Achievements
Players may obtain normal achievements by playing casually. Achievements like clicking, ascension, and building are a few examples. These are the ones that make up the majority of the game, numbering a little over 500.
| Name | Description | ID |
| Wake and bake | In one ascension, bake 1 cookie | 0 |
| Making some dough | In one ascension, bake 1,000 cookies | 1 |
| So baked right now | In one ascension, bake 100,000 cookies | 2 |
| Fledgling bakery | In one ascension, bake 1 million cookies | 3 |
| Affluent bakery | In one ascension, bake 100 million cookies | 4 |
| World-famous bakery | In one ascension, bake 1 billion cookies | 5 |
| Cosmic bakery | In one ascension bake 100 billion cookies | 6 |
| Galactic bakery | In one ascension, bake 1 trillion cookies. | 7 |
| Universal bakery | In one ascension, bake 100 trillion cookies. | 8 |
| Timeless bakery | In one ascension, bake 1 quadrillion cookies. | 9 |
| Infinite bakery | In one ascension, bake 100 quadrillion cookies | 10 |
| Immortal bakery | In one ascension, bake 1 quintillion cookies | 11 |
| Don’t stop me now | In one ascension, bake 100 quintillion cookies | 12 |
| You can stop now | In one ascension, bake 1 sextillion cookies | 13 |
| Cookies all the way down | In one ascension, bake 100 sextillion cookies | 14 |
| Overdose | In one ascension, bake 1 septillion cookies | 15 |
| How? | In one ascension, bake 100 septillion cookies | 223 |
| The land of milk and cookies | In one ascension, bake 1 octillion cookies | 224 |
| He who controls the cookies controls the universe | In one ascension, bake 100 octillion cookies. “The milk must flow!” | 225 |
| Tonight, on Hoarders | In one ascension, bake 1 nonillion cookies | 226 |
| Are you gonna eat all that? | In one ascension, bake 100 nonillion cookies | 227 |
| We’re gonna need a bigger bakery | In one ascension, bake 1 decillion cookies | 228 |
| In the mouth of madness | In one ascension, bake 100 decillion cookies “A cookie is just what we tell each other it is.” | 229 |
| Brought to you by the letter | In one ascension, bake 1 undecillion cookies | 230 |
| The dreams in which I’m baking are the best I’ve ever had | In one ascension, bake 100 undecillion cookies | 279 |
| Set for life | In one ascension, bake 1 duodecillion cookies | 280 |
| Panic! at Nabisco | In one ascension, bake 100 duodecillion cookies | 372 |
| Bursting at the seams | In one ascension, bake 1 tredecillion cookies | 373 |
| Just about full | In one ascension, bake 100 tredecillion cookies | 374 |
| Hungry for more | In one ascension, bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies | 375 |
| Feed me, Orteil | In one ascension, bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies | 390 |
| And then what? | In one ascension, bake 1 quindecillion cookies | 391 |
| I think it’s safe to say you’ve got it made | In one ascension, bake 100 quindecillion cookies | 429 |
| A sometimes food | In one ascension, bake 1 sexdecillion cookies | 451 |
| Not enough of a good thing | Cookies in one ascension, bake 100 sexdecillion | 452 |
| Horn of plenty | In one ascension, bake 1 septendecillion cookies | 453 |
| Large and in charge | In one ascension, bake 100 septendecillion cookies | 470 |
| Absolutely stuffed | In one ascension, bake 1 octodecillion cookies | 471 |
| It’s only wafer-thin | in one ascension, Bake 100 octodecillion cookies “Just the one!” | 472 |
| Think big | In one ascension, bake 1 novemdecillion cookie | 534 |
| Hypersize me | In one ascension, bake 100 novemdecillion cookies | 535 |
| Max capacity | In one ascension, bake 1 vigintillion cookies | 536 |
| Fake it till you bake it | In one ascension, bake 100 vigintillion cookies | 578 |
| History in the baking | In one ascension, bake 1 unvigintillion cookie | 579 |
| What do you get for the baker who has everything | In one ascension, bake 100 unvigintillion cookies | 586 |
| Bottomless pit | In one ascension, bake 1 duovigintillion cookie | 587 |
Cookie Clicker CPS (Cookies Per Second) Achievements
Based on “Raw cookies per second,” these are the number of cookies made per second. The CPS Achievements do not apply to any CPS that has been enhanced by Golden Cookie effects or enhancements.
| Name | Description | ID |
| Casual baking | Bake 1 cookie per second. | 16 |
| Hardcore baking | Bake 10 cookies per second. | 17 |
| Steady tasty stream | Bake 100 cookies per second. | 18 |
| Cookie monster | Bake 1,000 cookies per second. | 19 |
| Mass producer | Bake 10,000 cookies per second. | 20 |
| Cookie vortex | Bake 1 million cookies per second. | 21 |
| Cookie pulsar | Bake 10 million cookies per second. | 22 |
| Cookie quasar | Bake 100 million cookies per second. | 23 |
| Oh hey, you’re still here | Bake 1 billion cookies per second. | 24 |
| Let’s never bake again | Bake 10 billion cookies per second. | 25 |
| A world filled with cookies | Bake 1 trillion cookies per second. | 231 |
| When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour | Bake 10 trillion cookies per second. | 232 |
| Fast and delicious | Bake 100 trillion cookies per second. | 233 |
| Cookiehertz: a really, really tasty hertz | Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second. “Tastier than a hertz donut, anyway.” | 234 |
| Whoops, you solved world hunger | Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second. | 235 |
| Turbopuns | Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second. “Mother Nature will be like “slowwwww dowwwwwn”.” | 236 |
| Faster menner | Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second. | 237 |
| And yet you’re still hungry | Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second. | 238 |
| The Abakening | Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second. | 239 |
| There isn’t really a set length restriction on these achievement titles, and to be quite honest, I’m intrigued to see how lengthy we can make them. Beginning in 1864, Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) served as the Groton School’s principal. At the New York Mercantile Library, he rose to the position of second assistant librarian by 1865. From 1867 to 1869, he held the position of full librarian. He worked for William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd, and Joseph Hodges Choate’s law company Evarts, Southmayd & Choate from 1869 until 1873. In 1873, he was accepted into the New York State Bar Association. Anyhow, how has your day been thus far? | Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second. | 240 |
| Fast | Bake 1 septillion cookies per second. “Wow!” | 241 |
| Knead for speed | Bake 10 septillion cookies per second. “How did we not make that one yet?” | 274 |
| Well the cookies start coming and they don’t stop coming | Bake 100 septillion cookies per second. “Didn’t make sense not to click for fun.” | 275 |
| I don’t know if you’ve noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center | Bake 1 octillion cookies per second. | 276 |
| The proof of the cookie is in the baking | Bake 10 octillion cookies per second. “How can you have any cookies if you don’t bake your dough?” | 277 |
| If it’s worth doing, it’s worth overdoing | Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second. | 278 |
| Running with scissors | Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second. | 368 |
| Rarefied air | Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second. | 369 |
| Push it to the limit | Bake 1 decillion cookies per second. | 370 |
| Green cookies sleep furiously | Bake 10 decillion cookies per second. | 371 |
| Leisurely pace | Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second. | 388 |
| Hypersonic | Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second. | 389 |
| Gotta go fast | Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second. | 428 |
| Bake him away, toys | Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second. | 448 |
| You’re #1 so why try harder | Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second. | 449 |
| Haven’t even begun to peak | Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second. | 450 |
| What did we even eat before these | Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second. | 467 |
| Heavy flow | Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second. | 468 |
| More you say? | Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second. | 469 |
| Keep going until I say stop | Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second. | 531 |
| But I didn’t say stop, did I? | Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second. | 532 |
| With unrivaled fervor | Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second. | 533 |
| I am speed | Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second. | 576 |
| And on and on | Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second. | 577 |
| Everything happens so much | Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second. | 584 |
| I’ll rest when I’m dead | Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second. | 585 |
Cookie Clicker Clicking Achievements
| Name | Description | ID |
| Clicktastic | Make 1,000 cookies by clicking | 30 |
| Clickathlon | Make 100,000 cookies by clicking | 31 |
| Clickolympics | Make 10 million cookies by clicking | 32 |
| Clickorama | Make 1 billion cookies by clicking | 33 |
| Clickasmic | Make 100 billion cookies by clicking | 100 |
| Clickageddon | Make 10 trillion cookies by clicking | 145 |
| Clicknarok | Make 1 quadrillion cookies by clicking | 146 |
| Clickastrophe | Make 100 quadrillion cookies by clicking | 244 |
| Clickataclysm | Make 10 quintillion cookies by clicking | 245 |
| The ultimate click down | Make 1 sextillion cookies by clicking “(of ultimate destiny.)” | 337 |
| All the other kids with the pumped-up clicks | Make 100 sextillion cookies by clicking | 376 |
| One…more…click… | Make 10 septillion cookies by clicking | 377 |
| Clickety split | Make 1 octillion cookie by clicking | 473 |
| Ain’t that a click in the head | Make 100 octillion cookies by clicking | 574 |
Cookie Clicker Grandma Achievements
| Name | Description | ID |
| Click | Possess 1 cursor | 34 |
| Double-click | Possess 2 cursors | 35 |
| Mouse wheel | Possess 50 cursors. | 36 |
| Of Mice and Men | Possess 100 cursors. | 37 |
| The Digital | Possess 200 cursors. | 38 |
| Extreme polydactyly | Possess 300 cursors. | 147 |
| Dr. T | Possess 400 cursors. | 148 |
| Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals | Possess 500 cursors “& KNUCKLES” | 246 |
| With her finger and her thumb | Possess 600 cursors | 398 |
| Gotta hand it to you | Possess 700 cursors | 474 |
| The devil’s workshop | Possess 800 cursors | 493 |
| Click delegator | Make 10 quintillion cookies just by cursors | 134 |
| Finger clickin’ good | Make 100 septillion cookies just by cursors. | 189 |
| Click (starring Adam Sandler) | Make 1 decillion cookies just by cursors. | 293 |
| Freaky jazz hands | Reach level 10 cursors. | 307 |
| Just wrong | Sell a grandma “I thought you loved me.” | 39 |
| Elder | Possess at least 7 grandma types | 81 |
| Veteran | Possess at least 14 grandma types “14’s a crowd!” | 431 |
| The elder scrolls | Possess a combined 777 grandmas and cursors “Let me guess. Someone stole your cookie.” | 248 |
| Grandma’s cookies | Possess 1 grandma | 40 |
| Sloppy kisses | Possess 50 grandmas | 41 |
| Retirement home | Possess 100 grandmas | 42 |
| Friend of the ancients | Possess 150 grandmas | 101 |
| Ruler of the ancients | Possess 200 grandmas | 102 |
| The old never bothered me anyway | Possess 250 grandmas | 149 |
| The agemaster | Possess 300 grandmas | 208 |
| To oldly go | Possess 350 grandmas | 209 |
| Aged well | Possess 400 grandmas | 338 |
| 101st birthday | Possess 450 grandmas | 339 |
| Defense of the Ancients | Possess 500 grandmas | 340 |
| But wait ’til you get older | Possess 550 grandmas | 399 |
| Okay boomer | Possess 600 grandmas | 475 |
| They mostly come at night | Possess 650 grandmas | 556 |
| Gushing grannies | Make 10 quintillion cookies just by grandmas | 135 |
| Panic at the bingo | Make 100 septillion cookies just by grandmas | 190 |
| Frantiquities | Make 1 decillion cookies just by grandmas | 294 |
| Methuselah | Reach level 10 grandmas | 308 |
Cookie Clicker Farm Achievements
| Name | Description | ID |
| Bought the farm | Possess 1 farm | 43 |
| Reap what you sow | Possess 50 farms | 44 |
| Farm ill | Possess 100 farms | 45 |
| Perfected agriculture | Possess 150 farms | 115 |
| Homegrown | Possess 200 farms | 150 |
| Gardener extraordinaire | Possess 250 farms | 210 |
| Seedy business | Possess 300 farms | 250 |
| You and the beanstalk | Possess 350 farms | 281 |
| Harvest moon | Possess 400 farms | 341 |
| Make it like a tree | Possess 450 farms | 354 |
| Sharpest tool in the shed | Possess 500 farms | 400 |
| Overripe | Possess 550 farms | 476 |
| In the green | Possess 600 farms | 494 |
| It’s grown on you | Possess 650 farms | 557 |
| I hate manure | Make 100 trillion cookies just by farms | 136 |
| Rake in the dough | Make 1 sextillion cookies just by farms | 191 |
| Overgrowth | Make 10 octillion cookies just by farms | 295 |
| Huge tracts of land | Reach level 10 farms | 309 |
Cookie Clicker Mine Achievements
| Name | Description | ID |
| You know the drill | Possess 1 mine. | 49 |
| Excavation site | Possess 50 mines. | 50 |
| Hollow the planet | Possess 100 mines. | 51 |
| Can you dig it | Possess 150 mines. | 117 |
| Center of the Earth | Possess 200 mines. | 152 |
| Tectonic ambassador | Possess 250 mines. | 211 |
| Freak fracking | Possess 300 mines. | 251 |
| Romancing the stone | Possess 350 mines. | 282 |
| Mine? | Possess 400 mines. | 342 |
| Cave story | Possess 450 mines. | 355 |
| Hey now, you’re a rock | Possess 500 mines. | 401 |
| Rock on | Possess 550 mines. | 477 |
| Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way | Possess 600 mines. | 495 |
| Don’t let the walls cave in on you | Possess 650 mines. | 558 |
| Never dig down | Make 1 quadrillion cookies just by mine. | 137 |
| Quarry on | Make 10 sextillion cookies just by mine. | 192 |
| Sedimentalism | Make 100 octillion cookies just by mine. | 296 |
| D-d-d-d-deeper | Reach level 10 mines. | 310 |
Cookie Clicker Factory Achievements
| Name | Description | ID |
| Production chain | Possess 1 factory. | 46 |
| Industrial revolution | Possess 50 factories. | 47 |
| Global warming | Possess 100 factories. | 48 |
| Ultimate automation | Possess 150 factories. | 116 |
| Technocracy | Possess 200 factories. | 151 |
| Rise of the machines | Possess 250 factories. | 212 |
| Modern times | Possess 300 factories. | 252 |
| Ex machina | Possess 350 factories. | 283 |
| In full gear | Possess 400 factories. | 343 |
| In-cog-neato | Have 450 factories. | 356 |
| Break the mold | Possess 500 factories. | 402 |
| Self-manmade man | Possess 550 factories. | 478 |
| The wheels of progress | Have 600 factories. | 496 |
| Replaced by robots | Have 650 factories. | 559 |
| The incredible machine | Make 10 quadrillion cookies just by factories. | 138 |
| Yes I love technology | Make 100 sextillion cookies just by factories. | 193 |
| Labor of love | Make 1 nonillion cookies just by factories. | 297 |
| Patently genius | Reach level 10 factories. | 311 |
Cookie Clicker Bank Achievements
| Name | Description | ID |
| Pretty penny | Possess 1 bank | 171 |
| Fit the bill | Possess 50 banks | 172 |
| A loan in the dark | Possess 100 banks. | 173 |
| Need for greed | Possess 150 banks. | 174 |
| It’s the economy, stupid | Possess 200 banks. | 175 |
| Acquire currency | Possess 250 banks. | 213 |
| The nerve of war | Possess 300 banks. | 253 |
| And I need it now | Possess 350 banks. | 284 |
| Treacle tart economics | Possess 400 banks. | 344 |
| Save your breath because that’s all you’ve got left | Possess 450 banks. | 357 |
| Get the show on, get paid | Possess 500 banks. | 403 |
| Checks out | Possess 550 banks. | 479 |
| That’s rich | Possess 600 banks. | 497 |
| Financial prodigy | Possess 650 banks. “Imagine how it would be, to be at the top making cash money.” | 560 |
| Vested interest | Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks. | 186 |
| Paid in full | Make 1 septillion cookies just by banks. | 194 |
| Reverse funnel system | Make 10 nonillion cookies just by banks. | 298 |
| A capital idea | Reach level 10 banks. | 312 |
Cookie Clicker Wizard Tower Achievements
| Name | Description | ID |
| Your time to shrine | Possess 1 temple. | 176 |
| Shady sect | Possess 50 temples. | 177 |
| New-age cult | Possess 100 temples. | 178 |
| Organized religion | Possess 150 temples. | 179 |
| Fanaticism | Possess 200 temples. | 180 |
| Zealotry | Possess 250 temples. | 214 |
| Wololo | Possess 300 temples. | 254 |
| Pray on the weak | Possess 350 temples. | 285 |
| Holy cookies, grandma! | Possess 400 temples. | 345 |
| Vengeful and almighty | Possess 450 temples. | 358 |
| My world’s on fire, how about yours | Possess 500 temples. | 404 |
| Living on a prayer | Possess 550 temples. | 480 |
| Preaches and cream | Possess 600 temples. | 498 |
| And I will pray to a big god | Possess 650 temples. | 561 |
| New world order | Make 1 quintillion cookies just by temples. | 187 |
| Church of cookiology | Make 10 septillion cookies just by temples. | 195 |
| Thus spoke you | Make 100 nonillion cookies from temples. | 299 |
| It belongs in a bakery | Reach level 10 temples. | 313 |
| Bewitched | Possess 1 wizard tower. | 181 |
| The sorcerer’s apprentice | Possess 50 wizard towers. | 182 |
| Charms and enchantments | Possess 100 wizard towers. | 183 |
| Curses and maledictions | Possess 150 wizard towers. | 184 |
| Magic Kingdom | Possess 200 wizard towers. | 185 |
| The wizarding world | Possess 250 wizard towers. | 215 |
| And now for my next trick, I’ll need a volunteer from the audience | Possess 300 wizard towers. | 255 |
| It’s a kind of magic | Possess 350 wizard towers. | 286 |
| The Prestige | Possess 400 wizard towers. “(Unrelated to the Cookie Clicker feature of the same name.)” | 346 |
| Spell it out for you | Possess 450 wizard towers. | 359 |
| The meteor men beg to differ | Possess 500 wizard towers. | 405 |
| Higitus figitus migitus mum | Possess 550 wizard towers. | 481 |
| Magic thinking | Possess 600 wizard towers. | 499 |
| Shosple Colupis | Possess 650 wizard towers. | 562 |
| Hocus Pocus | Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers. | 188 |
| Too many rabbits, not enough hats | Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers. | 196 |
| Manafest destiny | Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers. | 300 |
| Motormouth | Reach level 10 wizard towers. | 314 |
Cookie Clicker Shipment Achievements
| Name | Description | ID |
| Expedition | Possess 1 shipment. | 52 |
| Galactic highway | Possess 50 shipments. | 53 |
| Far far away | Possess 100 shipments. | 54 |
| Type II civilization | Possess 150 shipments. | 118 |
| We come in peace | Possess 200 shipments. | 153 |
| Parsec-masher | Possess 250 shipments. | 216 |
| It’s not delivery | Possess 300 shipments. | 256 |
| Make it so | Possess 350 shipments. | 287 |
| That’s just peanuts to space | Possess 400 shipments. | 347 |
| Space space space space space | Possess 450 shipments. “It’s too far away…” | 360 |
| Only shooting stars | Possess 500 shipments. | 406 |
| The incredible journey | Possess 550 shipments. | 482 |
| Is there life on Mars? | Possess 600 shipments. “Yes, there is. You’re currently using it as filling in experimental flavor prototype #810657.” | 500 |
| False vacuum | Possess 650 shipments. | 563 |
| And beyond | Make 100 quintillion cookies just by shipments. | 139 |
| The most precious cargo | Make 1 octillion cookie just by shipments. | 197 |
| Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night | Make 10 decillion cookies just by shipments. | 301 |
| Been there done that | Reach level 10 shipments. | 315 |
Cookie Clicker Alchemy Lab Achievements
| Name | Description | ID |
| Transmutation | Possess 1 alchemy lab. | 55 |
| Transmogrification | Possess 50 alchemy labs. | 56 |
| Gold Member | Possess 100 alchemy labs. | 57 |
| Guild wars | Possess 150 alchemy labs. | 119 |
| The secrets of the universe | Possess 200 alchemy labs. | 154 |
| The work of a lifetime | Possess 250 alchemy labs. | 217 |
| Gold, Jerry! Gold! | Possess 300 alchemy labs. | 257 |
| All that glitters is gold | Possess 350 alchemy labs. | 288 |
| Worth its weight in lead | Possess 400 alchemy labs. | 348 |
| Don’t get used to yourself, you’re gonna Possess to change | Possess 450 alchemy labs. | 361 |
| We could all use a little change | Possess 500 alchemy labs. | 407 |
| Just a phase | Possess 550 alchemy labs. | 483 |
| Bad chemistry | Possess 600 alchemy labs. | 501 |
| Metallic taste | Possess 650 alchemy labs. | 564 |
| Magnum Opus | Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs. | 140 |
| The Aureate | Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs. | 198 |
| I’ve got the Midas touch | Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs. | 302 |
| Phlogisticated substances | Reach level 10 alchemy labs. | 316 |
Cookie Clicker Portal Achievements
| Name | Description | ID |
| A whole new world | Possess 1 portal. | 58 |
| Now you’re thinking | Possess 50 portals. | 59 |
| Dimensional shift | Possess 100 portals. | 60 |
| Brain-split | Possess 150 portals. | 120 |
| Realm of the Mad God | Possess 200 portals. | 155 |
| A place lost in time | Possess 250 portals. | 218 |
| Forbidden zone | Possess 300 portals. | 258 |
| 2.0034-2.031 2.04+/2.048+ (Steam/Web) Here Comes, Here he comes | Possess 350 portals. | 289 |
| What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex | Possess 400 portals. | 349 |
| Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear | Possess 450 portals. | 362 |
| Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb | Possess 500 portals. | 408 |
| Don’t let me leave, Murph | Possess 550 portals. | 484 |
| Reduced to gibbering heaps | Possess 600 portals. | 502 |
| Swiss cheese | Possess 650 portals. | 565 |
| With strange eons | Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals. | 141 |
| Ever more hideous | Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals. | 199 |
| Which eternal lie | Make 1 undecillion cookie just from portals. | 303 |
| Bizarro world | Reach level 10 portals. | 317 |
Cookie Clicker Time Machine Achievements
| Name | Description | ID |
| Time warp | Possess 1-time machine. | 61 |
| Alternate timeline | Possess 50-time machines. | 62 |
| Rewriting history | Possess 100-time machines. | 63 |
| Time duke | Possess 150-time machines. | 121 |
| Forever and ever | Possess 200-time machines. | 156 |
| Heat death | Possess 250-time machines. | 219 |
| cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com | Possess 300-time machines. | 259 |
| Way back then | Possess 350-time machines. | 290 |
| Invited to yesterday’s party | Possess 400-time machines. | 350 |
| Groundhog day | Possess 450-time machines. | 363 |
| The years start coming | Possess 500-time machines. | 409 |
| Caveman to Cosmos | Possess 550-time machines. | 485 |
| Back already? | Possess 600-time machines. | 503 |
| But the future refused to change | Possess 650-time machines. | 566 |
| Spacetime jigamaroo | Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines. | 142 |
| Be kind, rewind | Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines. | 200 |
| Déjà vu | Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines. | 304 |
| The long now | Reach level 10 time machines. | 318 |
Cookie Clicker Antimatter Condenser Achievements
| Name | Description | ID |
| Antibatter | Possess 1 antimatter condenser. | 87 |
| Quirky quarks | Possess 50 antimatter condensers. | 88 |
| It does matter! | Possess 100 antimatter condensers. | 89 |
| Molecular maestro | Possess 150 antimatter condensers. | 122 |
| Walk the planck | Possess 200 antimatter condensers. | 157 |
| Microcosm | Possess 250 antimatter condensers. | 220 |
| Scientists baffled everywhere | Possess 300 antimatter condensers. | 260 |
| Exotic matter | Possess 350 antimatter condensers. | 291 |
| Downsizing | Possess 400 antimatter condensers. | 351 |
| A matter of perspective | Possess 450 antimatter condensers. | 364 |
| What a concept | Possess 500 antimatter condensers. | 410 |
| Particular tastes | Possess 550 antimatter condensers. | 486 |
| Nuclear throne | Possess 600 antimatter condensers. | 504 |
| What’s the dark matter with you | Possess 650 antimatter condensers. | 567 |
| Supermassive | Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers. | 143 |
| Infinitesimal | Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers. | 201 |
| Powers of ten | Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers. | 305 |
| Chubby hadrons | Reach level 10 antimatter condensers. | 319 |
Cookie Clicker Prism Achievements
| Name | Description | ID |
| Lone photon | Possess 1 prism. | 123 |
| Dazzling glimmer | Possess 50 prisms. | 124 |
| Blinding flash | Possess 100 prisms. | 125 |
| Unending glow | Possess 150 prisms. | 126 |
| Rise and shine | Possess 200 prisms. | 158 |
| Bright future | Possess 250 prisms. | 221 |
| Harmony of the spheres | Possess 300 prisms. | 261 |
| At the end of the tunnel | Possess 350 prisms. | 292 |
| My eyes | Possess 400 prisms. | 352 |
| Optical illusion | Possess 450 prisms. | 365 |
| You’ll never shine if you don’t glow | Possess 500 prisms. | 411 |
| A light snack | Possess 550 prisms. | 487 |
| Making light of the situation | Possess 600 prisms. | 505 |
| Enlightenment | Possess 650 prisms. | 568 |
| Praise the sun | Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms. | 144 |
| A still more glorious dawn | Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms. | 202 |
| Now the dark days are gone | Make 1 duodecillion cookie just from prisms. | 306 |
| Palettable | Reach level 10 prisms. | 320 |
Cookie Clicker Chancemaker Achievements
| Name | Description | ID |
| Lucked out | Possess 1 chancemaker. | 325 |
| What are the odds | Possess 50 chancemakers. | 326 |
| Grandma needs a new pair of shoes | Possess 100 chancemakers. | 327 |
| Million to one shot, doc | Possess 150 chancemakers. | 328 |
| As luck would Possess it | Possess 200 chancemakers. | 329 |
| Ever in your favor | Possess 250 chancemakers. | 330 |
| Be a lady | Possess 300 chancemakers. | 331 |
| Dicey business | Possess 350 chancemakers. | 332 |
| Maybe a chance in hell, actually | Possess 400 chancemakers. | 353 |
| Jackpot | Possess 450 chancemakers. | 366 |
| You’ll never know if you don’t go | Possess 500 chancemakers. | 412 |
| Tempting fate | Possess 550 chancemakers. | 488 |
| Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose. | Possess 600 chancemakers. | 506 |
| Never tell me the odds | Possess 650 chancemakers. | 569 |
| Fingers crossed | Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers. | 333 |
| Just a statistic | Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers. | 334 |
| Murphy’s wild guess | Make 10 duodecillion cookies just by chancemakers. | 335 |
| Let’s leaf it at that | Reach level 10 chancemakers. | 336 |
Cookie Clicker Fractal Engine Achievements
| Name | Description | ID |
| Self-contained | Possess 1 fractal engine. | 413 |
| Threw you for a loop | Possess 50 fractal engines. | 414 |
| The sum of its parts | Possess 100 fractal engines. | 415 |
| Bears repeating | Possess 150 fractal engines. | 416 |
| More of the same | Possess 200 fractal engines. | 417 |
| Last, recurse | Possess 250 fractal engines. | 418 |
| Out of one, many | Possess 300 fractal engines. | 419 |
| An example of recursion | Possess 350 fractal engines. | 420 |
| For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title | Possess 400 fractal engines. | 421 |
| I’m so meta, even this achievement | Possess 450 fractal engines. | 422 |
| Never get bored | Possess 500 fractal engines. | 423 |
| Tautological | Possess 550 fractal engines. | 489 |
| In and of itself | Possess 600 fractal engines. | 507 |
| Blowing an Apollonian gasket | Possess 650 fractal engines. | 570 |
| The needs of the many | Make 1 octillion cookie just from fractal engines. | 424 |
| Eating its own | Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines. | 425 |
| We must go deeper | Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines. | 426 |
| Sierpinski rhomboids | Reach level 10 fractal engines. | 427 |
Cookie Clicker Javascript Console Achievements
| Name | Description | ID |
| F12 | Possess 1 javascript console. | 433 |
| Variable success | Possess 50 javascript consoles. | 434 |
| No comments | Possess 100 javascript consoles. | 435 |
| Up to code | Possess 150 javascript consoles. | 436 |
| Works on my machine | Possess 200 javascript consoles. | 437 |
| Technical debt | Possess 250 javascript consoles. | 438 |
| Mind your language | Possess 300 javascript consoles. | 439 |
| Inconsolable | Possess 350 javascript consoles. | 440 |
| Closure | Possess 400 javascript consoles. | 441 |
| Dude what if we’re all living in a simulation what if we’re all just coding on a computer somewhere | Possess 450 javascript consoles. | 442 |
| Taking the back streets | Possess 500 javascript consoles. | 443 |
| Curly braces | Possess 550 javascript consoles. “Or as the French call them, mustache boxes. Go well with quotes.” | 490 |
| Duck typing | Possess 600 javascript consoles. “Hello, this is a duck typing. Got any grapes?” | 508 |
| Get with the program | Possess 650 javascript consoles. | 571 |
| Inherited prototype | Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles. | 444 |
| A model of the document object | Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles. | 445 |
| First-class citizen | Make 1 tredecillion cookie just from javascript consoles. | 446 |
| Alexandria | Reach level 10 javascript consoles. | 447 |
Cookie Clicker Idleverse Achievements
| Name | Description | ID |
| They’ll never know what hit ’em | Possess 1 idleverse. | 509 |
| Well-versed | Possess 50 idleverses. | 510 |
| Ripe for the picking | Possess 100 idleverses. | 511 |
| Unreal | Possess 150 idleverses. | 512 |
| Once you’ve seen one | Possess 200 idleverses. | 513 |
| Spoils and plunder | Possess 250 idleverses. | 514 |
| Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere | Possess 300 idleverses. “Come watch TV?” | 515 |
| Hyperspace expressway | Possess 350 idleverses. | 516 |
| Versatile | Possess 400 idleverses. | 517 |
| You are inevitable | Possess 450 idleverses. | 518 |
| Away from this place | Possess 500 idleverses. | 519 |
| Everywhere at once | Possess 550 idleverses. | 520 |
| Reject reality, substitute your own | Possess 600 idleverses. | 521 |
| Lost your cosmic marbles | Possess 650 idleverses. | 572 |
| Fringe | Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses. | 522 |
| Coherence | Make 1 undecillion cookie just from idleverses. | 523 |
| Earth-616 | Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses. | 524 |
| Strange topologies | Reach level 10 idleverses. | 525 |
Cookie Clicker Cortex Baker Achievements
| Name | Description | ID |
| It’s big brain time | Possess 1 cortex baker. | 539 |
| Just my imagination | Possess 50 cortex bakers. | 540 |
| Now there’s an idea | Possess 100 cortex bakers. | 541 |
| The organ that named itself | Possess 150 cortex bakers. | 542 |
| Gyrification | Possess 200 cortex bakers. | 543 |
| A trademarked portmanteau of “imagination” and “engineering” | Possess 250 cortex bakers. | 544 |
| Mindfulness | Possess 300 cortex bakers. | 545 |
| The 10% myth | Possess 350 cortex bakers. | 546 |
| Don’t think about it too hard | Possess 400 cortex bakers. | 547 |
| Though fools seldom differ | Possess 450 cortex bakers. | 548 |
| Looking kind of dumb | Possess 500 cortex bakers. | 549 |
| A beautiful mind | Possess 550 cortex bakers. | 550 |
| Cardinal synapses | Possess 600 cortex bakers. | 551 |
| By will alone, I set my mind in motion | Possess 650 cortex bakers. | 573 |
| Positive thinking | Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers. | 552 |
| The thought that counts | Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers. | 553 |
| Unthinkable | Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers. | 554 |
| Gifted | Reach level 10 cortex bakers. | 555 |
Cookie Clicker Building-Up Achievements
| Name | Description | ID |
| Builder | Own 100 buildings | 72 |
| Architect | Own 500 buildings. | 73 |
| Engineer | Own 1,000 buildings. | 83 |
| Lord of Constructs | Own 2,500 buildings. “He saw the vast plains stretching ahead of him, and he said: let there be civilization.” | 127 |
| Grand design | Own 5,000 buildings. “They’ll remember you forever!” | 526 |
| Ecumenopolis | Own 7,500 buildings. “Getting a wee bit cramped.” | 527 |
| Myriad | Own 10,000 buildings. “At this point, most of your assets lie in real estate.” | 581 |
| Enhancer | Purchase 20 upgrades. | 74 |
| Augmenter | Purchase 50 upgrades. | 75 |
| Upgrader | Purchase 100 upgrades. | 90 |
| Lord of Progress | Purchase 200 upgrades. “One can always do better. But should you?” | 128 |
| The full picture | Purchase 300 upgrades. “So that’s where that fits in!” | 528 |
| When there’s nothing left to add | Purchase 400 upgrades. “…keep going.” | 529 |
| Kaizen | Purchase 500 upgrades. “Just a little more.” | 582 |
| Beyond quality | Purchase 600 upgrades. “Dwarfing all of mankind’s accomplishments.” | 583 |
| All the stars in heaven | Own 100 heavenly upgrades. | 588 |
| Polymath | Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings. “Excellence doesn’t happen overnight – it usually takes a good couple of days.” | 247 |
| Renaissance baker | Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings. “If you Possess seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants – a mysterious species of towering humanoids until now thought long-extinct.” | 430 |
| One with everything | Possess at least 1 of every building. | 64 |
| Mathematician | Possess at least 1 of the most expensive building, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next, and so on (capped at 128). | 65 |
| Base 10 | Possess at least 10 of the most expensive building, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next, and so on. | 66 |
| Centennial | Possess at least 100 of everything. | 91 |
| Centennial and a half | Possess at least 150 of everything. | 131 |
| Bicentennial | Possess at least 200 of everything. “You crazy person.” | 129 |
| Bicentennial and a half | Possess at least 250 of everything. “Keep on truckin’.” | 242 |
| Tricentennial | Possess at least 300 of everything. “Can’t stop, won’t stop. Probably should stop, though.” | 273 |
| Tricentennial and a half | Possess at least 350 of everything. “(it’s free real estate)” | 392 |
| Quadricentennial | Possess at least 400 of everything. “You’ve had to do horrible things to get this far. Horrible… horrible things.” | 393 |
| Quadricentennial and a half | Possess at least 450 of everything. “At this point, you might just be compensating for something.” | 394 |
| Quincentennial | Possess at least 500 of everything. “Some people would say you’re halfway there. We do not care for those people and their reckless sense of unchecked optimism.” | 395 |
| Quincentennial and a half | Possess at least 550 of everything. “This won’t fill the churning void inside, you know.” | 466 |
| Sexcentennial | Possess at least 600 of everything. “Hey, a nice milestone!” | 530 |
| Sexcentennial and a half | Possess at least 650 of everything. “Hope you’re enjoying the grind so far! It gets worse.” | 575 |
Cookie Clicker Golden Cookie Achievements
| Name | Description | ID |
| Golden cookie | Click a golden cookie. | 67 |
| Lucky cookie | Click 7 golden cookies. | 68 |
| A stroke of luck | Click 27 golden cookies. | 69 |
| Fortune | Click 77 golden cookies. “You should really go to bed.” | 77 |
| Leprechaun | Click 777 golden cookies. | 84 |
| Black cat’s paw | Click 7777 golden cookies. | 85 |
| Early bird | Click a Golden Cookie less than 1 second after it spawns. | 263 |
| Fading luck | Click a Golden Cookie less than 1 second before it dies. | 264 |
Cookie Clicker Miscellaneous Achievements
| Name | Description | ID |
| Thick-skinned | Possess your reinforced membrane to protect the shimmering veil. | 432 |
| Jellicles | Own 10 kitten upgrades “Jellicles can and Jellicle do! Make sure to wash your Jellicle every day!” | 465 |
| Cookie-dunker | Dunk the cookie. “You did it!” | 76 |
| Tiny cookie | Click the tiny cookie. “These aren’t the cookies you’re clicking for.” | 132 |
| What’s in a name | Give your bakery a name. | 170 |
| Here you go | Click this achievement slot. “All you had to do was ask.” | 204 |
| Tabloid addiction | Click on the news ticker 50 times. “Page 6: Mad individual clicks on a picture of pastry in a futile attempt to escape boredom! Also, page 6: British parliament ate my baby!” | 243 |
| Stifling the press | Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it. “Narrow in here or is it just me?” | 538 |
| Olden days | Find the forgotten madeleine. “DashNet Farms remembers.” | 492 |
| Never click | Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times. | 29 |
| Uncanny clicker | Click really, really fast. “Well, I’ll be!” | 71 |
Cookie Clicker Grandmapocalypse Achievements
| Name | Description | ID |
| Elder nap | Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once. “we are eternal” | 79 |
| Elder slumber | Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times. “our mind outlives the universe” | 80 |
| Elder calm | Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs. “we Possess fed” | 82 |
| Itchscratcher | Burst 1 wrinkler. | 105 |
| Wrinklesquisher | Burst 50 wrinklers. | 106 |
| Moistburster | Burst 200 wrinklers. | 107 |
Cookie Clicker Sugar Lump Achievements
| Name | Description | ID |
| Dude, sweet | Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps. | 266 |
| Sugar rush | Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps. | 267 |
| Year’s worth of cavities | Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps. “My lumps my lumps my lumps.” | 268 |
| Hand-picked | Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it’s ripe. | 269 |
| Sugar sugar | Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump. | 270 |
| Sweetmeats | Harvest a meaty sugar lump. | 272 |
| Maillard reaction | Harvest a caramelized sugar lump. | 396 |
Cookie Clicker Season Achievements
| Name | Description | ID |
| Spooky cookies | Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie. Owning this achievement makes Halloween-themed cookies drop more frequently in future playthroughs. | 108 |
| Coming to town | Reach Santa’s 7th form. | 109 |
| All hail Santa | Reach Santa’s final form. | 110 |
| Let it snow | Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie. Owning this achievement makes Christmas-themed cookies drop more frequently in future playthroughs. | 111 |
| Oh deer | Pop 1 reindeer. | 112 |
| Sleigh of hand | Pop 50 reindeer. | 113 |
| Reindeer sleigher | Pop 200 reindeer. | 114 |
| Eldeer | Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy. | 265 |
| Baby, it’s old outside | Click one of Santa’s helper grandmas during the Christmas season. | 580 |
| Lovely cookies | Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie. | 130 |
| The hunt is on | Unlock 1 egg. | 166 |
| Egging on | Unlock 7 eggs. | 167 |
| Mass Easteria | Unlock 14 eggs. | 168 |
| Hide & seek champion | Unlock all the eggs. Owning this achievement makes eggs drop more frequently in future playthroughs. | 169 |
Cookie Clicker Ascension Achievements
| Name | Description | ID |
| Here be dragon | Complete your dragon’s training. | 222 |
| Rebirth | Ascend at least once. | 203 |
| Resurrection | Ascend 10 times. | 205 |
| Reincarnation | Ascend 100 times. | 206 |
| Sacrifice | Ascend with 1 million cookies baked. “Easy come, easy go.” | 26 |
| Oblivion | Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked. “Back to square one.” | 27 |
| From scratch | Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked. “It’s been fun.” | 28 |
| Nihilism | Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked. “There are many things that need to be erased” | 86 |
| Dematerialize | Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked. “Presto! …where’d the cookies go?” | 161 |
| Nil zero zilch | Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked. “To summarize: really not very much at all.” | 162 |
| Transcendence | Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked. “Your cookies are now on a higher plane of being.” | 163 |
| Obliterate | Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked. “Resistance is futile, albeit entertaining.” | 164 |
| Negative void | Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked. “You now Possess so few cookies that it’s almost like you Possess a negative amount of them.” | 165 |
| To crumbs, you say? | Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked. “Very well then.” | 249 |
| You get nothing | Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked. “Good day sir!” | 383 |
| Humble rebeginnings | Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookie baked. “Started from the bottom, now we’re here.” | 384 |
| The end of the world | Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookie baked. “(as we know it)” | 385 |
| Oh, you’re back | Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookie baked. “Missed us?” | 386 |
| Lazarus | Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookie baked. “All rise.” | 387 |
| Smurf account | Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked. “It’s like you just appeared out of the blue!” | 454 |
| If at first, you don’t succeed | Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked. “If at first, you don’t succeed, try, try, try again. But isn’t that the definition of insanity?” | 455 |
Cookie Clicker Milestone Achievements
| Name | Description | ID |
| Hardcore | Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased. | 92 |
| Wholesome | Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips’ power. | 103 |
| O Fortuna | Own every fortune upgrade. Owning this achievement makes fortunes appear twice as often; unlocked fortune upgrades also Possess a 40% chance to carry over after ascending. | 456 |
| Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo | Cast 9 spells. | 321 |
| I’m the wiz | Cast 99 spells. | 322 |
| A wizard is you | Cast 999 spells. “I’m a what?” | 323 |
| Botany enthusiast | Harvest 100 mature garden plants. | 378 |
| Green, aching thumb | Harvest 1000 mature garden plants. | 379 |
| In the garden of Eden (baby) | Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants. “Isn’t tending to those precious little plants just so rock and/or roll?” | 380 |
| Keeper of the conservatory | Unlock every garden seed. | 381 |
| Seedless to nay | Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets. Owning this achievement makes seeds 5% cheaper, plants mature 5% sooner, and plant upgrades drop 5% more. | 382 |
| Initial public offering | Make your first stock market profit. | 457 |
| Rookie numbers | Own at least 100 of every stock market stock. “Gotta pump those numbers up!” | 458 |
| No nobility in poverty | Own at least 500 of every market stock. “What kind of individual is out there cramming camels through needle holes anyway?” | 459 |
| Full warehouses | Own at least 1,000 of a stock market stock. | 460 |
| Make my day | Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale. | 461 |
| Buy buy buy | Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase. | 462 |
| Pyramid scheme | Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters. | 464 |
| Liquid assets | Possess your stock market profits surpassing $10 million. | 537 |
| You win a cookie | This is for baking 100 trillion cookies and making it on the local news. “We’re all so proud of you.” | 133 |
Cookie Clicker Shadow Achievements
Achieving a Shadow Achievement takes more time and effort than achieving a Regular Achievement since they are “either unjust or difficult to acquire.” The next 16 milestones don’t affect your Milk percentage and won’t appear on the stats screen until you’ve earned them.
| Name | Description | ID |
| Four-leaf cookie | Possess 4 golden cookies simultaneously. “Fairly rare, considering cookies don’t even Possess leaves.” | 324 |
| Seven horseshoes | Click 27,777 golden cookies. “Enough for one of those funky horses that graze near your factories.” | 491 |
| All-natural cane sugar | Harvest a golden sugar lump. | 271 |
| Endless cycle | Ascend 1,000 times. “Oh hey, it’s you again.” | 207 |
| Cheated cookies taste awful | Hack in some cookies. | 70 |
| God complex | Name yourself Orteil. Note: usurpers incur a -1% CpS penalty until they rename themselves something else. “But that’s not you, is it?” | 159 |
| Third-party | Use an add-on. “Some find vanilla to be the most boring flavor.” | 160 |
| When the cookies ascend just right [note 13] | Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies. | 397 |
| Speed baking I | Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes. | 93 |
| Speed baking II | Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes. | 94 |
| Speed baking III | Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes. | 95 |
| True Neverclick | Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks. “This kinda defeats the whole purpose, doesn’t it?” | 78 |
| Just plain lucky | You Possess 1 chance in 1 million every second of earning this achievement. | 104 |
| Last Chance to See | Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler. “You monster!” | 262 |
| So much to do so much to see | Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year. “Thank you so much for playing Cookie Clicker!” | 367 |
| Gaseous assets | Possess your stock market profits exceeding a whole year of CpS ($31,536,000). | 463 |
